tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896529.post113758324516693773..comments2023-10-21T09:15:42.314+00:00Comments on Mental excrement: One for the teamMoominmamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11750304448922417139noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896529.post-1137694925150629972006-01-19T18:22:00.000+00:002006-01-19T18:22:00.000+00:00NO Scott is not a scottish name. Hamish yesHenry ...NO Scott is not a scottish name. <BR/>Hamish yes<BR/>Henry havent met a scotsman called henry<BR/>any amount of Alistairs<BR/>quite a few Gregors<BR/>Andrew/Andy's in spades<BR/>Callums only if they're middle class<BR/>even a few davids<BR/>but nary a Scott in scotlandhendrixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12845077524362290153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896529.post-1137682082623135062006-01-19T14:48:00.000+00:002006-01-19T14:48:00.000+00:00Don't date anyone from Glasgow unless they're name...Don't date anyone from Glasgow unless they're named Hamish or Henry? Are you sure? What about Scott? Surely Scott must be ok? (Did you read the last post?) This is bad. I like Scottsmen. They wear kilts. Kilts make me happy. Very.Moominmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11750304448922417139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896529.post-1137678271825547672006-01-19T13:44:00.000+00:002006-01-19T13:44:00.000+00:00A few simple rules (following on from timerous bea...A few simple rules (following on from timerous beasties valuable and valid advice)<BR/><BR/>don't date anyone from scotland<BR/>don't date a man with only 3 letters in his name<BR/>don't date a man wielding an axe (or a guitarist who calls his guitar an axe)<BR/>don't date anyone who tell you the name of their penis<BR/>Don't date a man who knows more about menstrual cycles than you<BR/>Don't date a man who is in love with his motorbike<BR/>Do not ever date a man who calls his mother "little darling"<BR/><BR/>however <BR/>Newcastle men are cool but often not that brainy<BR/>Men from the south of france are wonderful ( this in unbiased advice as I lived in a house with 5 of them when F and I first got it together.hendrixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12845077524362290153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896529.post-1137675192690092052006-01-19T12:53:00.000+00:002006-01-19T12:53:00.000+00:00My mate Che joined speed dating and ended up with...My mate Che joined speed dating and ended up with Algerian Wonderboy, who she didn't like at first, but now she thinks is Wonderboy. Don't, though, go out with anyone from Glasgow, under any circumstances. Or, for that matter, anyone from the west coast of Scotland. Unless they are called Henry or Hamish, then it's OK.Timorous Beastiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16006684419739506630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896529.post-1137631225236859742006-01-19T00:40:00.000+00:002006-01-19T00:40:00.000+00:00take the piss? certainly not. There's no differe...take the piss? certainly not. There's no difference between going to a nightclub in the hope that you will meet someone or joining a club of people who want to meet someone? <BR/><BR/>Besides which my bestest friend Judegirl metthe man of her dreams through an online dating service. They've now been married nearly two years. They work!hendrixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12845077524362290153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896529.post-1137611063080585882006-01-18T19:04:00.000+00:002006-01-18T19:04:00.000+00:00Consider it taken. I joined a couple then had the ...Consider it taken. I joined a couple then had the eyes across a crowded room thing at the weekend. Fate. Funny fucker.ZBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14267794336781072001noreply@blogger.com