tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896529.post1588287455428080031..comments2023-10-21T09:15:42.314+00:00Comments on Mental excrement: It turns out that Pirates wear underwearMoominmamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11750304448922417139noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896529.post-35959517920121572262008-11-30T16:02:00.000+00:002008-11-30T16:02:00.000+00:00That was Old Spice. www.oldnavy.comThat was Old Spice. www.oldnavy.comGordiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11847827252511368862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896529.post-4398980405835507052008-11-27T18:47:00.000+00:002008-11-27T18:47:00.000+00:00panties don't fit me, either. as the old saying g...panties don't fit me, either. <BR/><BR/>as the old saying goes, they're like a cheap hotel. no ballroom.Salhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04241907951700887861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896529.post-45442073169429625432008-11-26T20:04:00.000+00:002008-11-26T20:04:00.000+00:00FN: oh, GOD. Say it ain't so! I stand here as a ...FN: oh, GOD. Say it ain't so! I stand here as a confirmed atheist and pray to the heavens that I never have to buy underwear for my father-in-law!<BR/><BR/>Gordie: if you go back through the archives you will discover that on our first date i comment that Pirate wears smaller knickers than I do. I just didn't have a reason to do a whole post on the subject until recently.<BR/><BR/>Sal: cheese and wine mature. they don't develop holes. in other news, UK knickers don't fit me, either. I have a properly rounded, hemispherical ass. English women have flat, shapeless asses. Result: panties don't fit me. They ride up. Ugh.<BR/><BR/>Gordie: I thought they made deodorant???Moominmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11750304448922417139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896529.post-20554971573613601932008-11-26T00:23:00.000+00:002008-11-26T00:23:00.000+00:00I recommend Old Navy. (Appropriately.)I recommend Old Navy. (Appropriately.)Gordiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11847827252511368862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896529.post-47492146420136423522008-11-25T20:03:00.000+00:002008-11-25T20:03:00.000+00:00in other news, why are UK jocks so uniformly horri...in other news, why are UK jocks so uniformly horrifically uncomfortable?<BR/><BR/>i have to go back to oz ASAP to buy another batch of actually-wearable jocks.Salhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04241907951700887861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896529.post-23228353211114026262008-11-25T20:02:00.000+00:002008-11-25T20:02:00.000+00:00"darling, we need to talk. why are you wearing la..."darling, we need to talk. why are you wearing lace panties?"<BR/> "they're not lace! they're MATURE!!"Salhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04241907951700887861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896529.post-78261620301290556032008-11-22T23:53:00.000+00:002008-11-22T23:53:00.000+00:00How did you manage to [cough]date Pirate for so lo...How did you manage to <I>[cough]</I>date Pirate for so long, without noticing his underwear? <BR/><BR/>You're either further along the spectrum than I realised, or just incredibly horny.Gordiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11847827252511368862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896529.post-37263704068605857442008-11-19T17:08:00.000+00:002008-11-19T17:08:00.000+00:00If he's brandishing a belaying pin superior to tha...If he's brandishing a belaying pin superior to that of Mr. 'Hipsters' then yo ho ho and a bottle of DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG.<BR/><BR/><BR/>just wait. I now select and purchase uns for the Yummy Biker AND the Playboy of the Western World.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896529.post-58551637546688279852008-11-18T23:56:00.000+00:002008-11-18T23:56:00.000+00:00???: the link worked in the email. cracking artic...???: the link worked in the email. cracking article. are you and Pirate on the same side? ;-)<BR/><BR/>TB: No! those are examples of front-bottoms inferior to the Pirate's.<BR/><BR/>Geo: It's important that every pair be different, so he can remember which ones are clean and which ones he's worn when he's travelling.<BR/><BR/>anon: I have never heard of opensalon, so I couldn't say for certain, but I find it unlikely, given that my aunt is not yet able to send an email without assistance, and never learned to type.<BR/><BR/>Realdoc: (hello!) Don't look directly at the pants! the Trouser Snake is a giant basilisk! If you look directly at it you'll turn to STONE.<BR/><BR/>Ezri: It's a dweam wivin a dweam!Moominmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11750304448922417139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896529.post-6510391426883731152008-11-18T22:50:00.000+00:002008-11-18T22:50:00.000+00:00Ok, so is it wrong that this immediately brings to...Ok, so is it wrong that this immediately brings to mind for me the Mawridge speech from "The Princess Bride"? Yea, that's probably not a good thing.... <BR/><BR/>Too much fencing has left me with "Princess Bride" on the brain :)<BR/><BR/>Hope that middle class shopping safaris aside you're doing well :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896529.post-3871497526565826432008-11-18T18:49:00.000+00:002008-11-18T18:49:00.000+00:00Those stripes may cause epilepsy if the contents o...Those stripes may cause epilepsy if the contents of the pants started moving.realdochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02084002807834145023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896529.post-18321282759656386352008-11-18T17:26:00.000+00:002008-11-18T17:26:00.000+00:00totally off topic, but by any chance do you have a...totally off topic, but by any chance do you have an aunt who writes for opensalon, and if so is that your wedding she wrote about?<BR/>p.s. have been a fan of your blog for quite awhileAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896529.post-68323305758455851952008-11-18T14:56:00.000+00:002008-11-18T14:56:00.000+00:00The stripes wierd me out...The stripes wierd me out...Geosominhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15729167937433295927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896529.post-10299513333617149982008-11-17T23:15:00.000+00:002008-11-17T23:15:00.000+00:00I must admit Bitch, that I'm disappointed by that ...I must admit Bitch, that I'm disappointed by that photo of the crackers. That's not the pirate's front bottom now, is it?Timorous Beastiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16006684419739506630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896529.post-38757816029050984402008-11-17T21:24:00.000+00:002008-11-17T21:24:00.000+00:00Sorry, ???, but the URL didn't work. I think a fe...Sorry, ???, but the URL didn't work. I think a few characters may have been cut off in the comment.<BR/><BR/>Would it help if I sent you some photos of Pirate <I>NOT</I> in his undercrackers?Moominmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11750304448922417139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896529.post-12860378063621427052008-11-17T20:02:00.000+00:002008-11-17T20:02:00.000+00:00Hmm... I feel certain when we're next at sea (hope...Hmm... I feel certain when we're next at sea (hopefully avoiding this lot - http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article5141745.ece ) that I'm going to have uncomfortable images in my head of Pirate in his undercrackers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com