entertaining ducks

Thanks to HereBe and OneBadWay, last night was one of the more entertaining sleepless nights i've had. I don't know why i couldn't sleep; just kept waking up for 30 mins at a stretch, and rather than contemplate the fate of the aged, ailing feline rolled up at the foot of the bed, i forced myself to think of something funny. And when you need a good laugh, there's nothing like pondering the fucked up existence of HereBeMonsters for a few yuks, which got me to thinking about the duck game. Here then, is some of my mental excrement from last night:

Music: The Sounds of Ducks; Parsely, Sage, Rosemary and Duck; I am a Duck, I am and Island; The Only Living Duck in New York; Duck Over Troubled Water; Cracklin' Duck; Blowin' in the Duck; Duck Gas; I Want to Hold Your Duck; All you Need is Ducks; Ducks Make the World Go Around; Duck with the Fringe on Top (or Surry with the Duck on Top); Ducks Are Busting out All Over; A Mighty Fortress is Our Duck.

Film: Duck On the River Kwai; A Raisin in the Duck; A Duck in Winter; Ducks of Arabia;(substituting 'moon' yielded several possibilities, including...) Paper Duck; Duck Over Parador; and my favourite, Duck Struck; then there's A Duck for All Seasons; Four Ducks of the Apocolypse; A Duck Runs Through It; The Maltese Duck; To Kill A Duck; The Duck Brief; Zorro, the Gay Duck; Much Ado About Ducks; Close Encounters of the Third Duck; A Man and a Duck; An Officer and a Duck; A Time to Duck; and... (wait for it...) 12 Angry Ducks! (I find that last one creates an espcially funny mental picture.)

Clearly I was awake for a significant portion of the night. There were more which I've now forgotten, but I'm sure they'll come back to me in my next insomnia-infested evening. Thanks, guys, for keeping me entertained.