Monday, November 29, 2004

Condom nation

"The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Partyis changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed."

Wish I could take the credit for this one, but Marley forwarded it to me in an email. Worth posting though, I thought.

1 comment:

ZB said...

ha! and true. Got you coming in and they've got you coming out...the bastards...