Condom nation

"The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Partyis changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed."


Wish I could take the credit for this one, but Marley forwarded it to me in an email. Worth posting though, I thought.