every now and again i come across something and wish to god i had written it. this is one of those things:
read it. read it now. then raise your voices in support of the new movement to rally the blue states and secede from the union. we shall become the United States of Reason. or Canada. or Google. I don't know, the pr people are still working on that bit. we shall forever leave behind the United States of Walmart, to wallow in their hypocracy and pick their own goddamn cotton. All in favor, say "Aye!"