Monday, October 31, 2005

All hallows

Just got in from a Halloween party. Brilliant costume. Went as an attractive woman. No one recognized me.

2 comments:

Timorous Beastie said...

Arf Arf, good one Bitch. Made me laugh. In the Japanese stylee, I am going to a Halloween party on December 10. I want to go as a sheep, but cannot find a costume. Any sheep costumes out there?

Chaucer's Bitch said...

december 10? uuh?

as for a sheep, you can always make one. Pick up a cheap sweatsuit in cream/white/ecru, buy it a size too big, put it on, have the beast spray you head to toe with aerosol adhesive, and then roll aound in about 10 bags worth of cotton balls. Wear black tights and black shoes and pull the the bottoms off the legs of the sweatsuit up to your knees. wear a black turtleneck underneath the top and pull the sleeves of the sweatshirt up to your elbows. Finish off with black gloves and black hat, and be prepared to be accosted by every wolf in Tokyo. (I'm sure you can work out a way to make ears and a tail.) There you go.