Thursday, December 15, 2005
Make way for nudidity!
Hear ye, hear ye! Chaucer's Bitch proudly announces the release of "Naked Ambition," the University of Bristol Boat Club's 2006 fund-raising calendar. It's a gorgeous, desk-top calendar featuring photos of the men and women of the UBBC in all their glory. For only a fiver you can spend the next 12 months enjoying the classy, tasteful, artistic pictures of the most beautiful bodies Bristol has to offer. (You can enjoy the cheesy, comic, semi-pornographic ones as well.) By purchasing the calendar you are supporting the UBBC, and by proxy me, your beloved Bitch. So do yourself a favor, click the link, shell out a fiver, and spend the next 12 months ogling fitties like Mr. November up there. (Bloody shame they had to airbrush his little Novembers out of the photo. Something about 'decency laws.' Bah.) And if you take a fancy to one or two months in particular, go back to the website and order a high-gloss wall poster of your favourite rower. These are not paid models; they are all students at the University of Bristol and active members (hee hee, 'members') of the U Bristol Boat Club, and they got their kit off at 7 am on a foggy morning when the murcury was barely reaching 5 degrees below zero so that YOU can spend 2006 sucking on the best eye-candy in the Kingdom. So show a little fucking gratitude.