What's so funny?

This website, that's what.

It's the radom advertising slogan generator. Spent last night with my flatmates wetting ourselves for about 90 minutes solid. You put in a word, the generator puts the word into a well-known advert. Here are some of the results we got..

Hookers:

Top Breeders Recommend Hookers

The Hooker with the Hole

Gonna be a While? Grab a Hooker.

Because So Much Is Riding On Your Hooker. (that's my personal fav.)

Momma's Got the Magic of Hookers

Nothing Sucks Like A Hooker

My Doctor Says 'Hookers'

Devon Knows How They Make Hookers So Creamy

Be Like Dad: Keep Hookers. (jesus h. christ...!)


Heroine:

The Curiously Strong Heroine

We Don't Make Heroine, We Make Heroine Better!

Better Ingredients, Better Heroine.

You've Got Questions, We've Got Heroine. (also works well with Hookers.)

The Good Heroine Kids Go For.

Get the Heroine Habit.

One You Start, You Can't Stop Heroine. (oh dear...)

Does You or Does You Don't Take Heroine?

Come Fly the Friendly Heroine.


God:

God Is Mightier Than the Sword

Solutions for a Small God

God Is Good for You

Come One Come All to God (also works well with Hookers)

You're Never Alone with God

The God That Likes To Say 'Yes'

This Is the Age of God

Come See the Softer Side of God

Don't Be Vague: Ask for God

You've Got Questions. We've Got God. (Sounds like an advert for America.)


Cunt:

Hands That Do Dishes Can Be As Soft As Your Cunt


The Pope:

The Pope: The Other White Meat (!!!)

Tough On Dirt, Gentle on the Pope

Naughty, but The Pope

Pope-lickin' Good

And All Because the Lady Loves the Pope (also works for Heroine, Hookers, God, and pretty much anything else.)


Other words we found that worked well were dick, bunnies, death, and idiots ("I saw idiots and I thought of you!") Have a go, and if you get a moment to spare, put your funny results in my comments for everyone to enjoy. Have a good giggle!