I can't row because all the women's boats are in London, making their way to Italy for training camp.
I can't run because my knee is buggered.
I can't cycle because my bicycle is busticated, and the parts should have been in last week but they're still not here.
I can't erg because the battery in my ipod is dead. Ok, technically i can still erg, but if you've ever spent more than 10 minutes on one of those torture devices without music than you understand how mind-numbing/soul-destroying it is.
Havn't had a decent workout in 3 days, and there's no end in sight. I feel fat.