Saturday, March 25, 2006

Fat

I can't row because all the women's boats are in London, making their way to Italy for training camp.

I can't run because my knee is buggered.

I can't cycle because my bicycle is busticated, and the parts should have been in last week but they're still not here.

I can't erg because the battery in my ipod is dead. Ok, technically i can still erg, but if you've ever spent more than 10 minutes on one of those torture devices without music than you understand how mind-numbing/soul-destroying it is.

Havn't had a decent workout in 3 days, and there's no end in sight. I feel fat.

9 comments:

GreatSheElephant said...

vigorous shagging burns calories and helps aerobic fitness.

Chaucer's Bitch said...

as the Hairy Man once commented (panting), "that sure as shit beats a trip to the gym."

hendrix said...

it certainly does...

Can I respectfully submit that...you're suffering from endorphin withdrawal? (and you aren't fat at all!)

First Nations said...

pbbbbbbbbbbffft *bronx cheer*

Timorous Beastie said...

Err...what's "to erg" then? Obviously I am farther behind the times than I imagined.

Spinsterella said...

I don't know what erg means either.

CB's exercise regime worries me. If I go to the gym twice a week, that's a lot.

hendrix said...

don;t be worried. If I think about going to the gym twice a week then I consider that's my exercise quota met and exceeded...

No Shit Sherlock said...

Just shag him more. He'll thank you and you can burn off calories. OR wear a big old shirt and sit on the sofa watching infomercials. Usually I just lie in a quiet room till the feeling passes...

ZB said...

"I can't erg because the battery in my ipod is dead. Ok, technically i can still erg, but if you've ever spent more than 10 minutes on one of those torture devices without music than you understand how mind-numbing/soul-destroying it is."

Because boats racing down a regatta course have ipods fitted. Suck it up.