I can't row because all the women's boats are in London, making their way to Italy for training camp.
I can't run because my knee is buggered.
I can't cycle because my bicycle is busticated, and the parts should have been in last week but they're still not here.
I can't erg because the battery in my ipod is dead. Ok, technically i can still erg, but if you've ever spent more than 10 minutes on one of those torture devices without music than you understand how mind-numbing/soul-destroying it is.
Havn't had a decent workout in 3 days, and there's no end in sight. I feel fat.
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vigorous shagging burns calories and helps aerobic fitness.
as the Hairy Man once commented (panting), "that sure as shit beats a trip to the gym."
it certainly does...
Can I respectfully submit that...you're suffering from endorphin withdrawal? (and you aren't fat at all!)
pbbbbbbbbbbffft *bronx cheer*
Err...what's "to erg" then? Obviously I am farther behind the times than I imagined.
I don't know what erg means either.
CB's exercise regime worries me. If I go to the gym twice a week, that's a lot.
don;t be worried. If I think about going to the gym twice a week then I consider that's my exercise quota met and exceeded...
Just shag him more. He'll thank you and you can burn off calories. OR wear a big old shirt and sit on the sofa watching infomercials. Usually I just lie in a quiet room till the feeling passes...
"I can't erg because the battery in my ipod is dead. Ok, technically i can still erg, but if you've ever spent more than 10 minutes on one of those torture devices without music than you understand how mind-numbing/soul-destroying it is."
Because boats racing down a regatta course have ipods fitted. Suck it up.
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