"Quite how a small damp island in the North Atlantic went on to govern the largest Empire in history is something that historians have puzzled over..."
Opening of Jeremy Paxman's The English.
Now you know. Don't fuck with us. We invented gunboat diplomacy.
"Kind greetings from the British. There are concerns to speak about. We declare war on you."
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this is why people get addicted to sim games. eerily realistic.
*runs as brits pelt her with tea, crumpets and fragmentary grenades*
What, not even a forged intelligence dossier? Alistair Campbell will turning in his waiting grave.
"Quite how a small damp island in the North Atlantic went on to govern the largest Empire in history is something that historians have puzzled over..."
Opening of Jeremy Paxman's The English.
Now you know. Don't fuck with us. We invented gunboat diplomacy.
Congratufuckinglations. Well done.
At least we had the grace to tack a liberal mission onto our smash and grab raids.
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