Monday, October 16, 2006

This morning I learned

that no matter how hard you try, regardless of how how much you contort your body...





...you cannot pull your underwear out of your ass while wearing boxing gloves.

6 comments:

ZB said...

If they're not thumb tied models (introduced to stop gouging) you can work your thumb down their and hoick them out. Otherwise, no. You're ass is eating your pants for the duration of the workout.

Loganoc said...

Hahaha! The mental image is amazing.

First Nations said...

its nice to know that you're actually using your college education.

Anonymous said...

Wasn't this subject matter in one of the Canterbury Tales ? Yeh, the one with the thong , the mistress and the boxing glove ?

Anonymous said...

Real women dont wear underwear whilst sparring.............

hendrix said...

but if your opponent is good looking you can ask them pull it out with their teeth?