I've just come from Boots, where I purchased exactly two items: dental floss, and lubricant. I was astonished to discover that the cheapest dental floss available at Boots (their own "Smile" brand) cost MORE than the Boots brand lube.
Let me say that again: dental floss is more expensive than sex lube. Thus, lube is more accessible to the general populace.
Could this be why Britain has the highest teen pregnancy rate and worst oral hygeine in western Europe? I think we need to re-evaluate our cultural priorities.
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If it's really bad oral hygiene you're after, Japan's the place to be. Sometimes a simple yawn can be enough to kill small animals.
No. Britain has the highest teen sex rate and worst oral hygiene in Europe becuase a) our underclass shag a lot and b) our dentists are all sadistic cunts.
It has nothing to do with lubrication. If your woman isn't wet by point of entry, you ain't doing it right.
LOL!
Fuck, I miss Boots. At least you can go in and laugh at the ridiculousness of it all.... and I particularly miss the Boots points card.
P.S. - Japanese mouths are, indeed, often something pretty terrible!
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