Definately the first time in my life I've ever been described as a "hipster."
I'm not even sure what that term means.
I think the bits about "You're unusual and emotional" and the stuff that comes after that is accurate enough, though.
Except maybe the bit about how easy it is to seduce me. That makes me sound, well, easy.
I'm not easy, am I?
Or do they mean it's easy for me to seduce others? Ha! If only they knew...