Thursday, July 26, 2007

Eight Things

Got tagged by Joliet Jake (quite some time ago now) to do this meme. Sorry it's taken so long to getting around to it.

So here are 8 things about me you probably didn't already know:

1. Despite the outward appearance of ambition, I am incredibly lazy and rarely do more than just what's necessary to squeak by.

2. At the age of 16 I played a chorus girl and Egyptian whore in a small (but professional) production of Joeph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. (Not the one with Donny Osmond.)

3. I only drink malty beers. Too much hops is bleurgh.

4. One of my labia hangs much lower than the other.

5. I will eat anything once, and have tried osterich, emu, crocodile, kangaroo, and pigeon. The osterich was the best, followed by the 'roo and the croc. Am still trying to find a restaurant that serves rattlesnake.

6. I probably shouldn't have mentioned eating anyting right after describing my labia. oops.

7. My favorite smell is the mingled scent of dry leaves, wood smoke, seasoned oak, and apples.

8. I am a hypocrite because I think overpopulation is the biggest problem facing the world today, but I want (and plan to have) a huge family.

Tagging: Dave, LC, Herebe, Sal, GSE, Miss Melville, and Murph. Hop to it.


Dave said...

Next week, maybe.

I probably won't describe any bodily parts, if that's Ok with you.

ZB said...

4. One of my labia hangs much lower than the other.

Has the pirate dislocated his tongue yet?

What is this tagging of which you speak?

GreatSheElephant said...

yes, there will be no detail about my labia, rest assured

Chaucer's Bitch said...

dave: as you will.

zb: tagging means it's your turn. type 8 things about yourself that no one knows on your blog, and tag some more people. pass it on.

gse: your perogative.

LC said...

I'm not really into these memes. If there are eight things you don't know about me, it's because I don't want you to know them.

However, I may soon write a post about the best and worst labias of former partners.

homo escapeons said...

Well there it 'tiz.
My Mom always said, "be sure that you look at the labels before you put something into your mouth."

Overpopulation Schmoverpopulation!
Just think, perhaps someone in your litter might accidentally cure overpopulation by annihilating our species so fuggetaboutit!

herschelian said...

OK here you are, a restaurant that serves rattlesnake (at least it was serving it a week or two back):
Vivat Bacchus Restaurant
47 Farringdon Street

020 73532648

Chaucer's Bitch said...

LC: i'm honored to be your muse. sort of.

homo: *groan!*

hershy: awesome. next time i'm in london i'll look it up. cheers.