The Filipino government is urging people to practice crucifixion as safely as possible.
I have no idea what to make of this story. On the one hand, it's sick and weird that people do this at all, let alone volunteer for fun. Humanity is in a fucking dismal state if there are people in the world who think this has any positive effect.
On the other hand, the slant of this article is utterly fucking hysterical. Don't forget to sanitize your whips, everyone!