Friday, October 25, 2013

Good Idea, Bad Idea

Good Idea:

Giving your woefully sex-deprived husband a 30-minute, chocolate-covered blow job.

Bad Idea:

Using so much chocolate fudge sauce that 2 minutes in, instead of looking like a wanton, buxom porn-star, you realize you look remarkably like Augustus Gloop in a Cadbury factory at Easter. 

(Not. Sexy.)

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