Giving your woefully sex-deprived husband a 30-minute, chocolate-covered blow job.
Bad Idea:
Using so much chocolate fudge sauce that 2 minutes in, instead of looking like a wanton, buxom porn-star, you realize you look remarkably like Augustus Gloop in a Cadbury factory at Easter.
(Not. Sexy.)
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the more you shall honor Me,
the more I shall bless you.
-the Infant Jesus of Prague
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