Monday, December 26, 2005

halfway house

my 10 day vaca at home in the land of W is half-way through. i though at this time i would take a moment to share with you lot a brief synopsis of what i've been up to.

Skiing (x-country). saw scats, no deer. surface icy = fast, but hard to control. managed not to break any major bones.

cooked. made all the gallumpki and kapusta for x-mas dinner.

worked as personal valet/hand maiden for aunt sr. pain-in-my-ass, who is visiting. (if you don't remember aunt sr. pain-in-my-ass, go read the entries for last decemer.)

spend x-mas day shooting brown water out my ass with the force of a fire hose every 20 minutes for 14 hours. don't know why. drank tea, ate jello, went to bed. this morning am weak and fragile, but sphincter seems to have exhausted itself. might be wild and try some dry toast later. whoo-hoo livin' on the edge.

merry christmas, everyone.

oh, as for pressies, thanks to the ol' parental units i will be shod until i graduate (2 pairs of trainers), and possibly not loose any toes to gangreen and hypothermia, now that i have a bunch of new super-warm socks and chemical toe-warmer sacs to wear rowing. so that's good i guess.

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