mmmmmm friend.

oh, oh, it so exciting. i finally met someone i really click with. she's a woman, but she's really cool (wait. did i say "but." as in "new orleasn got hit iwht a huriican'e BUT it'sll be rebuil" or so-an-so's a republican BUT he's pro choice"? like somehow being a woman is awful BUT i get to qualify it with some good BUT unexpected trait? chraist that's horrible. and it though ti i was a feminsit. geeeze) oh, and if you couldn't tell by now, i'm reallly drunk, so typeing is SHIT>. hee hee hee). o yeah, so i met someone i click with. ehs's really neat, and her name is liz and sadly she's straight but we're going to have a LOT o fufn. she agrees athat all men are assholes and the only reason we ikeep them around is because you can't mow the lawn with a dildo. so liz and i went out and got drunk and diescovered we are totally kindrid spirits. and i'm so happy i finally made a freiend that i'm blogging ti before i soaber up. saaaaaad. and the other thing is, if you fill a a crock pot (or slow cooker as the brits call it) with diced potatoes, carrots, an onion, an apple (diced of course) some celery )also diced) sprinkle some poultry seasoning, nutmet, allspice, and tyme on top, pour a bottle of dark ale over the stuff, stuff in acouple jumbo size turkey drumsticks and cook the hwole shebang for about 6 hours, ITS REALLY FUCKINGGOOD. yeah. do that. did i mention you nee dbeer? yeah. do taht. then eat it. liek me. hee heh hee. i can't typy when i'm drunk.