First there was Tom Delay, and now...
We got Scooter!!!
To all you assholian Republicans who impeached Slick Willy because he lied about his slick willy, I have this to say:
And by the way, when Bill lied about his zipper problems, no one got killed, submarined, or financially ruined. And don't ever come whining to me with your fucking Christian morals again, mother-fuckers.
That's schadenfreude. Oh, how sweet it is.