A weblog of diaretic (as opposed to diarrhetic) crap.
Sunday, November 06, 2005
Single ambitious talented female seeks self-assured modern man. Must be willing to hear and express feelings and opinions, and engage in open and rational discussions. Must also be willing to let woman pick up half of bill, and give and receive regular massages. Interested parties contact (deleted). (Note: Insecure, macho pricks in search of demure, pink-clad domestic to coddle them through middle age need not apply.)