Sunday, November 06, 2005
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Single ambitious talented female seeks self-assured modern man. Must be willing to hear and express feelings and opinions, and engage in open and rational discussions. Must also be willing to let woman pick up half of bill, and give and receive regular massages. Interested parties contact (deleted). (Note: Insecure, macho pricks in search of demure, pink-clad domestic to coddle them through middle age need not apply.)
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That's me out then. I want an intelligent bimbo who can cook.
maybe not quite. define "bimbo."
Think me but a girl. Long legs, hard body, good looking and good brain if laughable mind...
Oh yeah and as vain and as modest as a narcissist with a mirror.
i'm picturing you with boobs and laughing my head off.
re bimbo. interesting. i had to ask because in america bimbo means dumb, so intelligent bimbo is self-contradictory.
so you want an intelligent, athletic woman with long legs who's handy in the kitchen and has a vain streak. how does that rule me out? (did i mention my inside leg is 34 inches!!!!! take that, julia roberts.)
I have better, firmer and more defined breasts than many women that I know.
really? can i see?
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