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Sunday, November 06, 2005

I am SO HORNY!!!! Aarhg!!!

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A poem

by Llewtrah

Where shall we go if the Blogosphere dies?
Out in the cold world, my children -
Out in the cruel world, to rant face to face,
Out in the harsh world to make real-life mates,
That's where you'll go if you're blog-less.

What will we do if we can't use MySpace?
You'll have to make real friends, my children -
Real friends in the flesh and real conversation,
Swapping real stories in real locations,
That's what you'll do without MySpace.

How shall we cope without Flickr or Twitter?
You'll have to get real lives my children -
Real people to touch and real places to go,
Just like your parents did long, long ago,
You'll have to get real lives my children.

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