more than half the items in your wardrobe are some varity of spandex/lycra.
you've ever dreamt of rowing and awakend to find yourself sitting in bed at the catch.
you've ever coxed yourself through an essay or other piece of academic work by saying things to yourself like "halfway down, keep it long and strong," "coming up on the last 500, take it up 2 pips," or "i can see the finish! this is it! full out, bring it home!"
the most expensive/valued item in your wardrobe is your sunglasses.
you've ever picked up a damp garment from your bedroom floor, sniffed it, declared "i've only worn this four times," and put it in your kit bag.
you've ever not bothered replacing your trainers because they're only going to get wet and decompose in a month anyway.
you've ever worn your lycra to a pub.
you consider a 500g. package of hobnobs a single serving.
you think Soreen is one of the 4 basic food groups.
you think Lucozade, bananas, and beer are the other three.
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