A weblog of diaretic (as opposed to diarrhetic) crap.
Sunday, February 05, 2006
Eureka!
Well that explains it. No one will date me because I'm perfect. All I need to do is imitate the rest of you imperfect females and men will love me. Spinny and Spaz are, of course, also perfect. Welcome to the sistahood.
Yeah, they all SAY they're looking for Scully, but when Scully actually walks into their lives they pee on the floor like a chihuahua. (yes, I too am perfect. and yes, I too know the registration numbers of the origional Enterprise. Wanna see a tech geek cry? show him yer tits and whip that past him.)
Ladies please...such cynicism in ones so young! It's a good job that I'm here to tell you that you can get a man and remain perfect...you just need to use more force to stop them getting away.
The Enterprise had a registration number? was this so that when it got caught on a speed camera they could send the fine to Kirk?
Well that explains it. No one will date me because I'm perfect. All I need to do is imitate the rest of you imperfect females and men will love me. Spinny and Spaz are, of course, also perfect. Welcome to the sistahood.
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Yeah, they all SAY they're looking for Scully, but when Scully actually walks into their lives they pee on the floor like a chihuahua. (yes, I too am perfect. and yes, I too know the registration numbers of the origional Enterprise. Wanna see a tech geek cry? show him yer tits and whip that past him.)
Ladies please...such cynicism in ones so young! It's a good job that I'm here to tell you that you can get a man and remain perfect...you just need to use more force to stop them getting away.
The Enterprise had a registration number? was this so that when it got caught on a speed camera they could send the fine to Kirk?
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