Here's a lesson in grammar for you, Herebe. (Seriously, if more gramar was taught like this, university undergraduates might finally know their parts of speech.) Fucking brilliant.
Where shall we go if the Blogosphere dies? Out in the cold world, my children - Out in the cruel world, to rant face to face, Out in the harsh world to make real-life mates, That's where you'll go if you're blog-less.
What will we do if we can't use MySpace? You'll have to make real friends, my children - Real friends in the flesh and real conversation, Swapping real stories in real locations, That's what you'll do without MySpace.
How shall we cope without Flickr or Twitter? You'll have to get real lives my children - Real people to touch and real places to go, Just like your parents did long, long ago, You'll have to get real lives my children.
4 comments:
fuck! its a floor wax; its a dessert topping! its the swiss army knife of the english language!
-oh calm down, ya commie. geeze.
Good grammar, but the spelling could do with a little attention. 'Incompitance'?
shhh. we're going to pretend we didn't notice that.
AS an English teacher I have to say that this was absolutely F@#$%&* hilarious! More! More where that came from PLEASE!
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