Monday, March 13, 2006

The Inevitable Update

You want photos.

Oh I know you do; don't tell me you don't.


Oh alright then. But first, you have to look at photos of the race on saturday.

That's me, cleverly disguised by the sunglasses. Just look at that reach! Do I have water or what? Aw yeah, 5 is where it's at. Fucking awesome.











Thanks for indulging me in my rowing obsession. Well done. For those of you presently living vicariously, here is your reward:

The man himself. (See what I mean about the Kenny G hair?)









Dinner last night was lovely. Had a great time. He roasted a chicken with carrots, sprouts, parsnips and (because he's English, he just can't help it poor lad)... potatoes. They were good. (For potatoes.)

Then we just lounged around, snuggled on the couch in front of the telly and watched nature programs on BBC4.

Later that night we,

I,

well,

let's just say I lost count and leave it at that, shall we?

and I still have no idea what became of my knickers.

11 comments:

GreatSheElephant said...

he's very cute. He does know you are posting his photo in cyberspace though, doesn't he...

hendrix said...

Don't worry about your knickers, cos all knickers are perfectly adapted to life in the wild - in fact its often considered more humane to set them free. With a bit of luck your knickers will meet a nice pair of Calvins, form a lasting attachment and live happily ever after....


He does look cute...how long does it take him to do his hair? (and how many - if any hair products does he use?)

Chaucer's Bitch said...

of course he does. and these photos are on another website, so they're already floating about the ether, there for the viewing, vouyeristic masses.

hc: no idea.

hendrix said...

you need to know these things...

First Nations said...

*cues up Aerosmith "Back In The Saddle Aain'*
My little heart is going pittypat. He is adorable! But yeah, Kenny G hair. Oh well. If he were perfect you'd have to be suspicious.
I'm still worshipping your magnificent rowing win! Dang! Girls Kick Ass!

Chaucer's Bitch said...

HC: will find out.

FN: anyone who knows me well knows that in fact i have something of a fettish for long hair. i take the piss, but really i LOVE it. (and frankly, the best thing about Kenny G is his hair. lord knows it's not his music.)

No Shit Sherlock said...

Oh my god. He is Russell Crowe's long lost brother. You must feel honoured. Especially the hair. V. cute. And don't worry about the underpants, unless they become feral and start attacking your socks and innocent dust-bunnies. Bless ya both and good luck.



What's wrong with roast taters? Does he make Yorkshire pudding? He should if he can make all that. If he can, send me one please. Younger though. About sixteen.

hendrix said...

CB. Nothing wrong with men with long hair (so long as they don't take forever styling it) I too have a thing for mn with long hair & have been known to stomp out of the hairdressers if I think that F is getting his cut too short.

NSS. What did you have to go and mention roast taters and yorkshire pudding for? Now I'm hungry - its years since I had a proper Sunday lunch.

FN. Aerosmith back in the saddle - god its years since I heard that...

ZB said...

I'm looking for a word for both photos. What is it? Ragged. There you go. Ragged as fuck.

Chaucer's Bitch said...

Do you mean both the photos of Hairy? or the photos of both Hairy and the rowing? and what the fuck do you mean by ragged?! speak, man!

Spinsterella said...

I don't know what ragged means either?

I wouldn't call Hairy ragged - I think he looks rather nice...