A weblog of diaretic (as opposed to diarrhetic) crap.
Saturday, April 01, 2006
Happy April Bitch Day!!!
(Since the Bitch is a total fool, she has decided to claim this holiday for herself. Henceforth, you must all celebrate by acting like a Bitch Fool, that is, excercising ludicrious amounts but never getting thin, checking loads of books out of the library but never read them, and repeatedly fall in love with idiots you know damn well will never return your feelings.)