Saturday, April 01, 2006

Happy April Bitch Day!!!

(Since the Bitch is a total fool, she has decided to claim this holiday for herself. Henceforth, you must all celebrate by acting like a Bitch Fool, that is, excercising ludicrious amounts but never getting thin, checking loads of books out of the library but never read them, and repeatedly fall in love with idiots you know damn well will never return your feelings.)

5 comments:

BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

Love the title of your blog.....

hendrix said...

thats not being a bitch fool - that's being a female....and we do it every day.
anyway. Are you ok. I'm hoping that the post is just a generalised statement and not relating to anything specific...

Chaucer's Bitch said...

Cheers, babs.

I'm fine, HC; didn't mean to alarm you. I'm just an idiot in general. I don't think i've done anything especially stoopid lately. I don't think... (there's famous last words!)

hendrix said...

Good! I don't mean good that you think you're an idiot in general - just good that there wasn't a hidden meaning in your post.

First Nations said...

good for you! be a bitch fool! and good for you on the running! me, i mowed the yard.
how is schmuggleware???? need to hear about his roundness.