A weblog of diaretic (as opposed to diarrhetic) crap.
um...take a look at your blog.left side. down...procrastination tools. down....there. that one.thank you.
i know i know. but really, if a purple silicone dildo and a bottle of Babelube were enough to keep me happy, I never would have signed up for the dating service in the first place, would i?
Maybe you need a hairy dildo?
phone sex ... I take it he's not going somewhere there aren't any phones?
Hendrix: brilliant.Mr. Footman: Ew!
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