Sunday, April 23, 2006

This just in:

Text message: "Have touched down, now in bar drinkin beer, up at 6.45am for diving tomorrow, wooo! food soon, burp!"

It seems the man is alive and well and consuming alcohol. All is right with the world.


hendrix said...

he texted a burp?

First Nations said...

my husband would text a burp. you found a good one, cb!!!!
HAMSTER PORN?! gracious! (i totally looked. that little guy is a goer!)
how is schmuggleware, by the way???
i need a schmuggleware update of spherical hamstroid cutitude.

Chaucer's Bitch said...

yes, yes he did. althogh the burp text wasn't nearly as crass as the one he sent me while sitting on the loo.

not that it matters anymore. he's probably dead, his brains and wetsuit spattered across the wall of some sleezy egyptian bar. oh god oh god oh god...