I lost my bank card. I avoided reporting it for a whole week because I'm prone to losing things and they usually turn up eventually. Finally i couldn't ignore the problem any more. I need a debit card to do things, such as purchase food to feed myself. So I reported it lost and/or stolen. I was informed that it would take a week for my replacement card to arrive. ! A week?! crazy. at my old bank they replaced cards in 48 hours guaranteed. bloody english beaurauacracy.*
so today my new card arrived. yay, thought i.
i got dressed to leave my flat, put on my corduroy jacket, and in the pocket i found my old card.
For fucks sake.
*i never did learn how to spell beauaearuarcracy. don't care, either.