THE PIRATE IS COMING HOME!!!! Normal communications have been resumed, all is well, and the original scheduled return date of 22 November has been restored, with the footnote that there's a 50/50 chance that he could be home as early as NEXT MONDAY!!! 6 DAYS!!! But if he's not home next monday, it will be 22 November at the latest, and that's only 2 weeks. I can live with that.
The drawback to all this is that I'll probably have to shave my armpits. Havn't bothered since he left. I look like I'm smuggling hamsters.
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yeah that is downside...but think of the bright side...what you want me to spell it out to you?
UPDATE: next mon not happening. 22 november confirmed. t-minus 2 weeks and counting...
Why not grow the armpit hair and weave it into a couple of nice pirate-style plaits, complete with coins and small rodents, in honour of his return?
Buy the Ravenna boots ..wear nothing else he won't care if you have armpit hair and a beard.
Does the Pirate have a barrel?
Good news indeed. "Smuggling hamsters" is very cute.
awwww I'm sorry pirate's ship got delayed. Was it the darn British sea captains again? Blast 'em all, the scoundrels!
They should be plucked individually and slowly.......
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