This is a personality test we used to give each other in school. It's wierdly revealing. Answers in the comments, please!
1. What is your favorite color, and WHY?
2. What is your favorite body of water, and WHY? (This can be anything, from a puddle to the Pacific, from the toilet bowl to the oceans of Titan. It can be real or fictional.)
3. What is your favorite animal, and WHY? (again, real (extinct or extant), or fictional/mythological.)
The most important element to these questions is the WHY.
I'm going to be gone for the weekend, and as soon as I get back I'm taking off for America, so it's going to be a while before I can get around to responding to these and tell you what your answers are meant to reveal about yourself. But that's ok, because the longer I'm gone the longer it'll be before we all laugh at you.
Ta, my darlings!