Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Things I Learned Today

Don't ever fart while sitting on one of those giant inflatable yoga balls. the noise is incredible.

we now return to our previously scheduled hiatus.

7 comments:

Michael said...

I've been sitting on one of those giant inflatable yoga balls at work all week. This situation hasn't come up (surprising, now that I think of it), but thanks for the heads up.

I have a regular office chair, but it's just not feeling right. Between this yoga ball and my new underpants, sitting has been a pleasure this week.

MJ said...

You do realize that by posting this, it just makes me want to give it a try?

Chaucer's Bitch said...

michael: you too?! my physical therapist who's been working on my back told me to ditch the desk chair and get a ball to sit on. so much more comfortable! except in hot weather it makes my bum sweat.

mj: go on then! tell us all about it.

helena said...

At least you managed to sit on the thing - I'm covered in bruises from where I start to do all those weird and wonderful exercises and then lose my balance and crash into the coffee table.

Valerie said...

We keep a yoga ball in the living room. And have lentils for dinner. Let the experiments begin!

llewtrah said...

And don't fart while wearing a thong. It acts like a read and you can impersonate a clarinet.

Chaucer's Bitch said...

HC: ironic that the excercises are supposed to improve your balance, but you can't do them if you can't balance! Ak!

Valerie: have fun with that. better yet, make a video and post it on youtube. potential there.

llewtra: if i wear two thongs will i sound like an oboe? (or, given the size of my ass, a bassoon?)