Wednesday, October 17, 2007

I went on a pub crawl last night with the Atheist, Agnoistic, and Secular Society. The theme was "myths and legends." I went as Eve. That's Elrond's ho on the left about to do something lurid.

How d'y' like them fig leaves!

I did have an apple earlier in the evening, but I ate before this pic was taken. Sorry.

25 comments:

GreatSheElephant said...

Holy Ceiling Cat! Were you not rather chilly?

Rimshot said...

By the looks of it, not so chilly I'd guess.

CB: You, my lovely, are temptation to come to the dark side.

FirstNations said...

look at YOU! woo woo!

the tennis shoes are a nice authentic touch.

Miss Melville said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Love it. Absolutely love it. Apparently exercising and whatnot has been good for your figure.

Speaking of whatnot, you should probably call me. I'm just saying... ;)

Wear the figs proudly, they certainly suit you!

Spinsterella said...

HOLY FUCK.

You went out in Bristol dressed like that? Jaysus.

(Well done on the no-body-fat bit btw. I'm starting to see the point of all of that 5am exercise you do.)

Er, as it's a subject that you've posted on before on many occasions, can I ask what your current female body hair standpoint is?

Moominmama said...

GSE: i wore a coat between pubs. and btw, i LOVE "ceiling cat" as the new faux-god/euphamism/expression. it's brilliant.

rimshot: come on in, the water's fine!

FN: personally i thought the bright orange rubber snake really made it, but the shoes aren't bad either.

MM: oh, shit! i totally meant to call you! sorry...

Spin: oh, there's body fat there all right. from that camera angle you can't see all the orange peel but believe you me, it's there.

as for the body hair, i'm completely au naturalle on the pits and pubes, but i do wax my legs now and again. at the moment they're in the bristly stage of their cycle.

Geosomin said...

Very nice.
The snake does it.

Unknown said...

Huh. Wow. Lucky creature!

Michael said...

Torsolicious!

Is that still objectifying you if I'm a homo?

You look so YOUNG and HAPPY.

H said...

You're so brave! But who wouldn't be with a stomach like that?

Bitch ;-)

FirstNations said...

...i am sorry, you are too cute; i can't stand it. that is the belly of which de poets sing:


" Ohh, nice tummy
from roooooowing
nice flat tummy
from not eating too much pastaaaaa
yeah, yeah, yeah"

Annie said...

I like your belly

Sal said...

nice
um
ears

Secret Agent Squid said...

I like your shoes, they're a nice touch! Oh, and I am cold just looking after you, and a bit jealous of the lusty elf lady.

Moominmama said...

geo: i thought the apple was the accessory that really made it, but i'd eaten it by that point.

hannah: uh, indeed!

michael: yes, but objectify away. i don't mind.

homer: re "Bitch." That's my name, don't wear it out!

fn: yes, it is de belly that inspires de painters. notably Reubens.

annie: thanks. :)

sal: do you mean the pointy elf ears? i like them, too. they're mine! i bought them at a theatre supply shop in manchester a few years ago. they never disappoint!

ssa: ah, she is indeed a lusty lady, a wanton warrior, an eager elf, a horny...

llewtrah said...

Weren't you meant to feed the apple to Adam? I'd have settled for the modern day equivalent - cider :)

Moominmama said...

as it happens, i did indeed imbibe in a glass of cider!

Timorous Beastie said...

I cannot believe you actually went out in a public place dressed like that. Go girl...

Frobisher said...

Good God, a woman

Moominmama said...

TB: i believe you mean "Go Woman..."

Frobi: sorry, i'll warn you next time. shall i send you some brain bleach?

Flirty Something said...

fab - you wear it well

Sal said...

a cousin of mine (female, fit) once attended Sydney's famous Sleaze Ball (part of the mardi gras) wearing a full body wax, silver spray paint, and a belt.

Romeo Morningwood said...

What fun!
You look so young, sweet, and innocent in your EVEning attire,
Go FIGure.

Dave said...

How fortunate that I visited you in June, when the heat of an English summer necessitating the wearing of full-body covering clothes.

Sal said...

speaking of elf ears, check THIS out!

"Be a music Faun yourself!"

click on the sidebar's "The Procedure" link for some awesome photos