Pirate is out defending his Championship Piratey Title this weekend against a bunch of young upstarts who think they can buckle their swashes better than he. Pfft. Whatever. (But keep your cutlasses crossed, just in case.)
*Wrock!* Polly wants a trophy!
UPDATE: Damn. Pirate came in second. He had some moments that were nothing short of brilliant, but they were punctuated by brief spells of muppetry which were enough to cost him the Title. Bah. We'll get it back next year. (Having to fork over the trophy is going to be painful.)