Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Best. News. Story. EVER.

9 comments:

Gordie said...

This is everything you need to know about British culture. Moderate sexual content, ladies' underwear, politeness, kindness to animals.

Dave said...

Normal for Norfolk.

GreatSheElephant said...

you missed a bit gordie - apparently the dear girl has rushed straight out and found herself an agent. Also very British, regrettably. Let's hope it wasn't rabid.

Gordie said...

Indeed. But more importantly, let us hope it wasn't female. Same-sex inter-species tit-munching would be an outrage. (Isn't it time we re-opened the Question: Everything debate on church unity?)

FirstNations said...

Bratty Abbie Bumrushes Baby Bra Bat

Braseirre Bears Bat, Abbies Boobies

Plague bearing bat sheds ticks all over British chicks chest

Billy said...

I love the way we felt compelled to know the woman's bra size.

And this was in the BBC. God knows what the Sun made of it.

Chaucer's Bitch said...

Gordie: you forgot "understatement," also a key element of British culture.

Dave: clearly i should live in Norfolk. I like it there.

GSE: it's my understanding that most agents are rabid.

Gordie: good idea! I'll get on that as soon as i can.

FN: you are the new Rupert Murdoch.

Billy: yeah, AND she was a 34FF! Bitch needs to DIE.

Chaucer's Bitch said...

(although, the mention of the bra size does sort of explain why the bat was in there. i mean, while hanging on the line that bra could easily have been mistaken for a cave.

Gordie said...

Norfolk is normally much flatter than a 34FF would suggest.