Monday, December 01, 2008

Feelin' Fuzzy

or
Still Crazy After All These Hairs

(This is a funny one.)
On Friday morning I put my hair in french braided pigtails while it was still damp. I wore them all day Friday (it's the most comfortable hairstyle in existence) and slept in them Friday night. When I work up Saturday I took them out, fluffed my hair, and got dressed.

I wore a black and white striped turtleneck, and because it was colder than the balls on a brass monkey, topped off my look with a tan, corduroy, flat cap (Oliver Twist-style). I looked in the mirror.

There was something unnervingly familiar about the person looking back at me. I stared and stared, and then all at once it dawned.

You know how they say that over time owners start to look more and more like their dogs? I think the same is true of music. I clearly need to update my record collection. I had become...


...some weird 21st century hybrid of Simon AND Garfunkel. (Except with boobs.)

5 comments:

Dave said...

Nice mustache.

zIggI said...

you can talk Dave!

It's a fine look CB - eh, in the dark!

Geosomin said...

They're staring at me.

Make them stop...

Donn Coppens said...

I take it a little more Funkel than Simon..willya look at Paul's cheesy 'stache?

So does that mean you look like Keri Russell?
Honk if you've seen Ben!

Mr Farty said...

It could be worse - you could look like a cross between Sonny and Cher.