Saturday, August 24, 2013

A memo from the desk of TMI

I have vericose veins. On my...

...fanny flaps.

Apparently vulvar verices (as they are technically known) are common in around 10% of pregnancies (though that's considered to be a wild underestimate as it is believed the condition goes largely unreported), and appear most frequently in the fifth month (check) of a woman's second pregnancy (aaaaand check).

God I have being unoriginal.

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