I honestly don't know which is cuter:
A. A full-grown Pirate playing ring-around-the-rosie with the Pirette in front of all his cricket buddies, or
B. The Pirate teaching the Pirette how to bake homemade sourdough* bread, whilst she stands on a dining chair in the kitchen and sprinkles flour on the counter top as per his instructions. (Note to self: I must get them matching aprons for Christmas.)
Votes in the comments box.
*We find that, disappointingly, Paul Hollywood's method yeields a better result than Hugh Fernley-Wittingstall's method. Sorry, Hugh.