A weblog of diaretic (as opposed to diarrhetic) crap.
Well, congratulations, probably (not knowing the reason for celebrations).
I reckon it's losing your cherry, and you've been reminded of this by the sluttish carry on over at Spinny's. Are there fabulous prizes for guessing correctly?
I first started reading this blonk about a year ago. What is it? Congrats anyway.
How many minutes you been together now? ;)
Well, TB, there would be if I could post baked goods to Japan. You guessed correctly! A quick peek through the archives will reveal that a year ago yesterday my hymen and I permanently parted company. We don't miss each other in the least.
Ah, congrats. And here's to many more years of happy bonking.
Changing the subject; re your post on Tuesday. You'll be pleased to know it's* making you slimmer, and longer-lived (see my place for details).*Chocolate, I mean. Not sex. Obviously.
Yay: well done you!I hope you can still sit down after all the celebrating... ;)
CB - have added you to my blog list but figured I better let you know in case you have moral or religious objections!
CONGRATS.......I like the sound of diabolical , much better than miserable old romantic
Oooh, happy bonkday! Even more exciting than happy blonkday.
I remember it well.Happy bonkday indeed.(Gosh, my 14th anniversary's coming up if you look at it like that. But I am quite old. And I don't actually know the date either)
diabolical? boy, talk about screwed.. where are you going to find a virgin to sacrifice now, huh?happy anniversary of the deed!woo hoo!
TB: thank you!Dave: my mom's Gyno told her that regular sex was good for her health and longevity, so i think i'll work that angle instead of the chocolate. thanks for the thoughts! :)Lorna: no, but i can lie on my back comfortably.Flirty: thank you! very nice of you. no, no moral objections, and since i don't have a religion, none of those objections either.beast: ta!Annie: gracias!Spin: cheers. the only reason i remember the date is because it happens to be my brother's birthday as well. (please don't read into that. it's not creepy, i swear.)FN: the only place left to find sacrifical virgins is grade school, and i hear even that's getting tough. yikes! also, tanks very mucho.
Ooh, congratulations!Dang, I wouldn't even know what to count as mine. What do you count for a lesbian, anyway? Does it count that my best friend and I were boinking each other when we were in the single digits of age? How cognizant of what you're doing does one have to be for it to qualify? If you only count coitus, then I'm still chaste, and probably will be for life...Um, okay, so I didn't mean to make that all about me. Have fun with the pirate! :o)
Nice!If the Pirate is a toxophilite you had better take him to see the movie 300...best 'arrowing' scene ever!I am very happy for you..and no it wasn't too nauseating.I always feel sorry for those poor bettas in their little glass prisons at the Pet Shops..why can't they just learn to get along!!?? How on earth do they survive in the wild?
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